We play in this beggining as Roxas, a stuborn boy that likes to eat ice cream which I'm too lazy to make and hang with a gangster, a fatso and a hottie.
I'm just joking. Roxas is just annoyed that someone blackmailed him saying he was a theif and that he stole --s. WAIT WHAT?! Roxas and co. discover that nobody is saying the word. Wierd.
Your first impressions when playing are of you on a street. Walk near the guy at the store. After a conversation, go to the woman behind you and press . After talking to her go to the candy store and do the same thing with the old lady. Seems everyone's lost their --s today! Use and Lock-on to her cat. Well, Seifer was the dude that said you were a theif, so go get him! Yes, you are an angry fag in this game!(Sarcasm) At the sandlot, choose a weapon:
After that, hit him a while untill he LETS THE FIRST BOSS COMENCE!!!
Now, let's take a photo! OH DAMN IT! Some dude grabbed it! Follow him to the next area(The street you were before) and go to the woods via a little hole in the wall. Go to an old mansion at the end of the woods. Fighting time! Oh no, he's invincible. After some Reversals and missed hits, you get a little something...
Fight up the theif. After winning, he will explode in photos. But... all the photos are... Roxas'... Is that a coincedence? HELL NO!!! 1/6 of this page is clear.
Today Roxas wants to go to the beach.
WTF, ROXY, THIS AINT THE SIMS so you have 1600 munny (What a reference) and you need 3200. After the game does a division for you, you have your mission: you have to do jobs and win Munny. You have to get 800 Munny. Your Munny colection is shown at the bottom right corner of the main menu.
Here you give mail to people and uh... birds? well, go going down the street pressing and use the reaction comand to go down that ramp. This bird is flyin' high, so aim on him to give the letter. After that, go to the dilivery woman at the grandstanding area to give her the last mail.
Take the big sack up the hill in less time using atacks. For a high score, when the sack jumps into the air, knock it and it will go forward.
My favorite job. Knock the ball most times in the air. Lock on to the ball and after a 3 hit combo and give it a 3 hit combo again. Keep doing that over and over. My MAX on standard is 9999, the highest possible.
Post up the posters in less time. I really don't have a strategy for this one.
Kill all the bees in less time. Scan is a useful ability here.
Destroy all the trash with less hits. Use your body to move the junk to a corners and detonate it all at once.
Hi-diddle-dee-dee! We're going to the beach! Well, we would, if some dude hadent stealed Olette's purse with the munny. Sad day for us.
Go to the sandlot, defeat the mysterious enemies with the Kingdom Key, and you will be in somewhere else. Somewhere...dark. Choose your weapon.Sadly this aint' KH1, so we stick with our normal Keyblade. After chosing and learning about Treasure Chests, cross the door. in this new room, defeat all the enemies and get all the treasures, and then cross the other door.
After all that, Hayner thinks we hung out with Seifer. Aaaaaaand, mabye, that made them not go to the beach. :(
How these hooded guys are mean.
Today, it's Struggle time! Talk to the guy in the corner to hear the rules, and go to the promoter to see your next match.
Look! My intro is longer than the battle strategy itself! Fight the nobodies, and move to the next battle.
Suddenly DIZ(Suddenly DIZ)
Starts to Scream
Suddenly DIZ(Suddenly DIZ)
OH, Suddenly Roxas(Suddenly Roxas)
Suddenly Roxas(Suddenly Roxas)
Screams Names Ordinarly...
And...After that everything's normal! Wow, DIZ is afraid of names... Next Battle!
After that... Ohh lala! THE LEGENDARY CHAMPION BELT!!! It was sure worth our while to participate! Also, you get a blue orb, witch does nothing exept shines in the sunset and makes it more beautiful. So we go up to the clock tower and... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA|@$@$#@$@%$%^#%^$#)*)&(%$#*_+*r$#%$@)(&()&($#%@#%^$%w@%$^@$@%$)&(()&*&)(&(*)(&(_#%$@$%@%$@%$@$%$%@
Huh... Kairi... W...T... F... So it seems we fell off the clocktower and the screen got all glitchy. Oh well, if you still don't think this kid's wierd, wait to see what happens in days V and VI.
Today, we shall look for the 7 wonder's of
The World Twilight Town!
A Friend From Beyond the Wall
Use your map to find the nearest wonder. A wall in between houses, booring... WTF IT'S TRYING TO... throw balls at me. OK, get out of the way and press triangle to pass it.
The Moans in the Tunnel
Go in the tunnel entrance to see... EXORCIST!!!!!!!!!!!! No, just Vivi clones. Kill'em all with a few blows an thats done.
Go to the waterfall at your front and press triangle. SATAN MADE A COPY OF YOU!!!
The Animated Bag
The Mystiryous Ghost Train
A bunch of cutsceens about this are shown, and it even passes by! But... no one sees it exept for wierdo boy. And now... TO THE HAUNTED MANSION!
No, not that type of Haunted Mansion. Once we get there, we use more cutscenes and end the day.
RESTORATION AT 97%
Day VI, Ghost Day
You wake up, go to the usual spot, and discover that no one sees you. Get out of there
before the exorcist apears. It seems like Axel and his minions are back, and someone turned you into a ghost. Fight the white dudes with the keyblade, and go to the...
NOT THAT ONE!!! First search the mansion for treasures, go to the white room, witch is left up the stairs looking from the entrance, see the cutscene, but don't save, it's not needed. go to the library witch is on the other side of the mansion (Right up the stairs looking from the entrance) and Roxas... knows how to draw? In the next room, after the violent cutscene, you can save. Then, go through the door and find... UHHH, YOU AGAIN! You may be cool but don't be an a**hole about that!
Go through the doors, always looking for treasures, and then... no...wait...Did the game end? No, it's just gotten into a new beginning!
Roxas' act ended!!!