Now, Toons, It's time for me, Pedrokingdomhearts, to start calling you your names: Toons!!! And also, better comedy, writting, grammar, spelling and etc. comming up!
Winnie the PoohEdit
Hey, there's something wrong! This isn't the Coliseum! No, my dear Toons. Merlin has summoned you. And he's got a childrens book which has copyright from A. A. Milne. But Anyways! Let's read it!
Go into the book and approach Pooh at his house. But drop out, 'cause there are Hartiez lingering around the corner, and it seems they stole the book!
Go fight 'em, but it seems the book is incomplete after the fighting, so go inside it and discover Pooh forgot about you. Now go around the universe to find Pooh's pages and complete the book. You can do them one-by-one, or all thogether. In this walkthrough we're doing them way 2.
Go to The Hundred Acre Wood to see the rest of Pooh's story.
Mig: Or to The Twilight Zone.
And you also get a coward chicken.
PKH: Oh, I'm sorry. He meant the other coward chicken. *Beats Up Mig*
The Hellish ColiseumEdit
After we're done with Pooh, my dear Toons, we land and we see some dogs
abusing atacking a woman. The dogs escape, but go help her! After she explains what she want's, We offer her our service and go do it for her. Enter the big blue door and keep going down the dark reaches of the underworld, grabbing treasures and fighting Hartiez. You'll sometimes find a goofy organization member who seems to be afraid of something. What is it? You... will never know. Oh well.
Hey, it's Pete and Hades! They want the ''Mama of all evils''... Interesting.
Keep going through the River Stix untill you arive at Hades' chambers. Seems like the lord of the dead has some problems with the mama, which just happens to be an old Final Fantasy friend. As he beats the employee he just fired down, we have to defend them because... COME ON! IT'S DISNEY!!! Five hits don't hurt him so lets just run away! If you noticed, drive does not work.
As you go down the River Stix Hades will summon some Hartiez. Fight them and don't bother him, as he is invincible without a certain object. after finishing them, go up the underworld with your new friend, fighting Hartiez and stuff, but as your about to open the gates... Seems like Hades' put his dogs after you!
OH COME ON MIG! GIVE ME FUNNIER JOKES!
Allright! Now, pose for the trolling! Great job, but where is Auron? Oh well. Now up to the coleseum we go!
Once we get there Toons, We go to the doors to find Hercules. After A bit chit-chat, we go to train with Phil. Talk to Phil to train:
- Practice: In Phil's first course, we have to bash the pots to get 20 orbs.
- Maniac: The same thing, only this time, collect 100 orbs.
Very well! Now go speak to Herc. It seems the stone has been stolen by the one in XIII. Hades doesen't help out much, since...
Oh, well. Let's fault Mig for it.
Mig: But I'm not even playing...
PKH: Shut up Mig. Back to the underworld! After helping Phil out, go through the green door. Go getting treasures and all untill... Aha! The theif! This turns out to be Demyx, which puts you through a minigame!
Vanquish out the water ilusions he brings up in time, and keep going until you find a room with a lock. Unlocking this lock shall generate consequençes furtherly, but now it's the right thing to do. Downstairs...
Oh! We won! No! We lost! Remach time! Oooo! Herc!
Now that we are out of the crumbling mess, save and go up the steps. Oopsy...
Well, now it's over. And for us to be happy, we get a less shitty award than in Beast's Castle.
And it's also strong! Put it as your main Keyblade.