Kairi: It seems today, That all you see, Is Heartless in movies, and Nobodies on T.V.
Sora: But where are those good old fashion values....
All: On which we used to rely?! Lucky theres a family guy! Lucky theres a man who, positively can do, all the things that make us...
Roxas: laugh and cry!
All: He's a Fam-ily Guy!
Sora: Yeah. About that, I don't think I can go through with it.
Xemnas(Death): Sora, listen, without hearts, the world would be a terrible place. Imagine a world where Ansem was still had a heart?.
Announcer(Guardian): Today on "Ansem!", we'll be talking with Enixwood hunk, Cloud Strife.
Ansem: Now, they tell me in your next movie, we get to see your Buster Sword?.
Cloud Strife: Yes, yes, you do.
Ansem: Can we see it right now?
Cloud Strife: Well, all right, Ansem.
Ansem: Oh! He's going to do it!
Announcer(Guardian): If you're going to be in the End of the World area, und would like tickets to Ansem call 130-du werdest eine Krankenschwester brauchen!
Xemnas: Look, Sora, all you gotta do is sit there. The gummi ship is gonna crash in Hollow Bastion. Pilot error. Big mess. Everybody goes boom.
Sora: Jeez, everybody?
Xemnas: Except you. Hold on, I'm getting another call. Namine?
Sora: Still me.
Sora: "Yes?" Just kidding, it's still me.
Donald Duck(Pilot): We now begin our final approach into Hollow Bastion International. If you look out the window to you're right, you'll see the 100 Acre Woods where my brother Huey makes a very nice living making ice cream. We'll be on the ground in 10 minutes.
Sora: Aw, jeez.
LA:What the?.. is this suppose to be in the script?
Production staff member:No just feedback from a stray TV airwave
LA:Ohh RRRRrrrrr ok Stormies this has been a big waste of time.. seeya next time for the actual walkthrough through Radiant Garden with Terra!.. #.#
<LA rambles on about the shoty production>